Sunday 3 August 2008

The Great Escape



Two cats.. kept in prison for something they didn't do.. all because of a poorly tail. Two cats.. who enjoy their food but foremost their freedom.. Two cats who will try almost anything to get out! (Cue theme tune)

This evening, whilst the guards were sitting on their sofa, and one of them was eating her stuffed peppers, the house (errm I mean prison) went strangely quiet, and devoid of prisoners (cats) The female guard suspected something was up, but decided to finish her meal.

After the repast, male guard still glued to the sofa and TV, female guard looked out of the window and lo and behold! Walking along the wall at the back of our house was the female prisoner who goes by the name of Lilly!!

The guards already know that Prisioner Lilly is the more intelligent and active of the two inmates, and has been spotted, on a previous occasion the wrong side of the office window :-) (There is a sloping roof outside it)

Female Guard then opened the back door, and saw, not really to her surprise at all, that both inmates had escaped via this route, and were enjoying the last evening light of the weekend. Billy, once seen, decided that being picked up and brought back in was a very bad idea, and scarpered to the bottom of the garden.

Being as Billys tail is much improved, we have decided to let them both out on parole, but any deterioration in the conditions set (that the tail must continue to heal nicely) and both cats will, once more be on remand :-)

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Oh.. Douglas and I also went to see Mamma Mia, which is a great feminist feel good film.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Going to see Mama Mia on Sunday - looking forward to it. Saw Dark Knight last week - brilliant! We loved it. The Joker was exceptional. Boys back on Wed - I can hardly wait! 2 weddings on Fri - its a bit like buses (none since March then 2 back to back!)

Mrshappyanna said...

Lovely to hear from you Little Sis (in law) I bet you have missed your boys.. its been about 2 - 3 weeks since they went away!!

Must explain to my other readers that the 2 weddings are part of her job as an assistant registrar - she marries people! How cool is that!!

Puss-in-Boots said...

Oooh, Prison Escape! We're most impressed with Billy and Lilly. Still we hope Billy's tail is getting better so they don't need to escape any more.

Purrs

Mitzi & Bella